Help!
I'm lost in a world of HTML walls with barbed wire across the top On Death Row from
boredom: I simply must break out of this fucking box. I need a shot of REAL html, not
this tourist trap preset web design cow manure dressed up to pass of as "trail
mix".
HTML pusher Catwoman: I'm an
HTML pusher, I've tested HTML-positive and I'm ready to spread it like a virus of
mass destruction. Cross my HTML line and get HTML-bombed nanoseconds later. I
have the purest form of HTML to sell: powdered bits. Come to me for some HTML
injections, be warned, you might overdose and crash. Rebooting may not help. No
Norton Antivirus can get rid of an HTML infection inflicted by Catwoman It can be LETHAL,
it can cause BRAIN DAMAGE.
I'm the HTML pusher Jones-X: I'm
the only Monkee allowed on anyone's back in this zoo!
Obsoleted Catwoman: You see
that Re: there in your subject? Well that makes your whole post obsolete I'm afraid. You
were saying....?
Absoluted Who was saying....?:
that "Re:" was just an undercover "eh?" I sent to Canada to spy on my
operatives. Its cheaper than security cams
Dissoluted :SneakyBoy: and
there's a camera watching that camera watching that camera film this as I write!
Resoluted SneakyToy: The
resolution is set for maximum "Re:" retention, eh? Don't even think about
escaping, it won't work. You have been configured for Read-Only. Deletion is utterly
impossible. Every time you erase, it just triple tracks it again, like guitar
players recording in LA. The only way out of the maze is to donate your prenatal organs to
my church for ritual edification. (translation: you gotta fuck my brains out, baby!)