"...when I turned 30, I was gonna throw myself a party, so I got my own tequila bottle, and walked down by the pier, all by myself, I just sat under the pier and finished off that pint, cuz ..." |
...yep, you
got it, this stupid-ass story |
"...so, I promised myself, on my 30th birthday, I was gonna throw myself a party, yeah, I got my own tequila bottle, and I just sat under the pier all by myself, finished off the whole pint, got blitzed, but I was never so drunk that I forgot why I was there, which was to party, cuz..." |
...yep, it
goes on and on and on, |
"...and that's why I made a promise to myself... that I would not enter my 30's without a MAJOR PARTY, just for ME to celebrate the fun I had in my youth! Yeeeeee-ha! I wish you could've seen me! cuz..." |
NO!!! |
