RAPFOOL
he's a RAP FOOL,
he's in a promo movie about his group,
he's talking about all his hard times comin' up
he says if he wasn't "in this motherfucker",
i. e. staying busy making hip hop records,
he'd be "the guy at your house,
tying you up, robbing your safe,
and slapping your kids around".
(what?!?)
in other words,
if I wasn't busy watching his promo,
I'd be the guy showing this rapper
exactly how quick breaking and entering my house
can get him killed,
and how that has nothing whatsoever
to do with race, or the type of music I HATE.
(uh, oh!)
does he actually think he's sooo HARD,
he's saving society a hail of destruction
by him doing that LIMP-HOP facimile?
(watch it!)
oooo, I'm so scared, I'll be so relieved
to have the security of knowing
he'll always be TRUE to HIP-HOP,
and thus,
I can sleep at night,
without waking up suddenly
to KILL him without the slightest hesitation
MY DAD, JIMI HENDRIX, MONEY, AND METITLESCOFFEE
popeye-x@popeye-x.com
The TOILETSIDE READER
by Dr. Popeye X
kurt otto 2012