he's a RAP FOOL,

he's in a promo movie about his group,

he's talking about all his hard times comin' up

he says if he wasn't "in this motherfucker",

i. e. staying busy making hip hop records,

he'd be "the guy at your house,

tying you up, robbing your safe,

and slapping your kids around".

(what?!?)

in other words,

if I wasn't busy watching his promo,

I'd be the guy showing this rapper

exactly how quick breaking and entering my house

can get him killed,

and how that has nothing whatsoever

to do with race, or the type of music I HATE.

(uh, oh!)

does he actually think he's sooo HARD,

he's saving society a hail of destruction

by him doing that LIMP-HOP facimile?

(watch it!)

oooo, I'm so scared, I'll be so relieved

to have the security of knowing

he'll always be TRUE to HIP-HOP,

and thus,

I can sleep at night,

without waking up suddenly

to KILL him without the slightest hesitation

popeye-x@popeye-x.com The TOILETSIDE READER by Dr. Popeye X © Kurt Otto 2009