is that really you?

is that really you, mister mugtoe?
people always ask popeye-x, "is that really your sink?"
Date: 08-12-11 infomania
hell no, that was last month's centerfold from EXTREME TRAILERTRASH MAGAZINE, can you believe it? there are actually white trash scum out there who actually BRAG about normality like this... i took one look and fired back, "you think that's bad? THAT'S NOTHING!"
you should have seen me at my job at the restaurant this morning, asking if would be ok if i just stay in the back, where no customers can see me since i had a massive nosebleed in my right nostril from packing it with the mere'st samplin', for ministerial purposes, for 33+ years... just like *JESUS!*
and, ok, damnnit, i was picking it with a sharp fingernail, you know going for that strange hunchback "nugget" that just didn't feel right... how did i know it was a SCAB? i thought it might be a coagulated rock to DIE FOR!
i'll just stay back here where nobody NORMAL can see me bleeding like a stuck hog... "hey that looks really bad!" what? THAT'S NOTHING! i still have my left nostril, although: "that's not my GOOD ONE"
did i really say that? of course not, and that's not really mugtoe in that picture either, and OF COURSE that's not really MY kitchen sink... OVER TEN YEARS AGO!
a friend's wife yells: "you should see it now!"
this is on the wall behind me, in the center of the studio mixing "sweet spot"
these JB 4311B's hang from the ceiling in front of me in perfect L-R symmetry
here's two more of a perfect pair, I asked her "could I take a photo of your tits?" at first she said "no", but i promised her, "no one will ever see this but me..."