HEY, LITTLE KID
Hey, little kid, I wanna fuck your mommy. She's got a good looking butt. I saw her pushing a shopping cart down the aisle, so I followed her from a distance. After a very short amount of time, I got this massive hard thing growing steadily and sticking its head out of the top of my jeans. I had to stop cuz people were starting to notice. Look here, it's still big. Don't worry, I ain't gonna bone you. Its your momma I want. She's so fucking fine, I'm about to pop in my pants. Look at this thing!
Hey, little kid, here comes your momma, introduce me to her. Tell her I'm a nice guy and she ought to get to know me cuz I got the hots for her something bad. I'll make ol' dad seem like Grampa McCoy. Tell your momma I got me a seven inch tongue, and there ain't nowhere it wouldn't want to go on such a fine mama as herself.