you'll start to think you're rising up after a long darkness, then you
realize you're only rising up because the shit is piled that deep
it seems like there's only one direction to go,
and that's straight up...
with a ladder and a shovel...
but I've got good news, sinners...
provided your DNA is not all fucked up,
you're probably designed with
feet pointing one way,
and your asshole pointing another...
when the shit
where you're at
starts to rise ...
merely start steppin'...
put one foot in front of the other
and start walkin'...
one step at a time...
and just keep steppin' until
actually touch the REAL ground,
that shitball you've been
orbiting on for so long...
but whatever you do, resist the temptation
to step BACK, and walk thru the shit
you've already stepped in AGAIN...
just point your feet, and your life,
in the opposite direction of the shit,
and keep steppin'...
there's a path down there somewhere,
you might not see it,
but if you'll
just keep steppin',
your feet will find the path
they oughta be walking on...
and they will carry your sorry ass
FAR FAR AWAY from
the rising mountain
if your feet and legs don't work,
(fucked up DNA),
then ROLL whatever you
and when i say ROLL,
I'm not talkin' about that
tumblebug style of
hollowed out shitball rollin'...
those fuckers roll the shit around
and use it for a "pup
let it GO...
unless your shit
wings, fins, or a wheelchair,
your ass should
clear the main pile
within a couple of good horizons...
remember to KEEP STEPPIN'
(or rollin' with whatever you got...)
ever watch a stink bug travelin'
across your yard?
turn your head for a second,
and that lil' fucker will have
covered a lot
if a stink bug can do it,
YOU can do it,