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Popcorn Fly #1
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They Were Men
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First Gig
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This Pelican Thing Is Out Of Control
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Live From The Desk Of Dr. Popeye- X
The Super Bowl Is A Stupor Bowl
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No Biz Like Show Biz
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I Used To Be Rich
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Reduced Down To Nothing
Why Does She Like Me?
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The Most Famous Cocksucker On Earth
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Review Of The Doors LIVE,Dallas,1968
Mahavishnu Orchestra Notation
McLaughlin Used A Fender Mustang
Filthy 486SX
35433 Visits In February 2006
Goddamned Christian LYING Sunza Bitches
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Popeye-X Explains BoDiddley
The Truth About Claude "Butch" Morgan by Kurt Otto
Albums by Claude "Butch" Morgan and the Blast
BASS STUPIDITY starring Mike Taylor
the closest gypsy doug ever came to benny hinn
I Miss Gypsy Doug So Much
I Don't See How Things Can Ever Be What They Were
Gypsy Doug Morgan Goes To Be With RAM
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Little Known Fact: Gypsy Doug Was At Taco Land As A Friend
Things May Grow Dull As Cureton Fades Into The Sunset
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The Coolest Dude on the Planet besides PPX!!!!!
Mike Taylor's Incredibly Swollen Head
So, Are You 14 or 15?
CHUG 8 cuts fresh mustard for Slingblade's biscuit collection
mind control
I have become part of the material he merchandises
Did You Mention To The "Investigator"?
popeye-x replies to a 6:21AM email from Steven Earl Cureton
Go See Mel Gibson's Passion Of Christ
Popeye-X Is A Music PIG
Its Based on Rhythm, Not Fame And Money
Here's One Of My Favorite Guitar Pickers Of All Time
The Problem Of "Unknown" Soundmen
An Eruption Of THING-FISHology
In The History Of The World, WAR Has Always Prevented PEACE
The Cognitive Dissident Gets SHITCANNED
ultrachug is a motherfucker
Today is Feb 28, A Sad Day In Popeye-X History
Classic Example Of How Mike Taylor Has Conned Wanda Seals
Addicted To Music
Here's A Picture Of Her Guitar And Her Mom
You Ought To See The Blustering Arrogance
production listening CD's are so much more fun than final product
Antares Auto Tune 4
In 1994, While I Was Thinking I Finally Had A Real Job
The Mugtang Poontoe Orchestra
Its Incredible To Discover The Hidden Lies
I Wanted War BEFORE 911
REAKTOR and LIVE are the best
  Hundreds If Not Thousands
  Raymond Scott
  STEALING FOR A LIVING
  I Wanna Be Just Like Mike Taylor
  God, Why Am I So Lazy?
A Dr. Popeye-X Music Lesson For Zakk Wylde
As I Lay In Squalor
The Bible Was Written By A Bunch Of Bald Headed Fan Club Nazis
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the Line 6 Pod XT... Slayfoot swears by it
Popeye-X Declares War-X
old dead lint frominside dryer tray of Moms Mablee's Speed Queen
unrecognizable liquified wino glop
chug4, home of the gigasampler, is a 667
Chisel Party
I Got This Sumbitch WIRED
can anybody cut holes for EMG-707 pickups in a Carvin 727
Larry Horowitz, of Century Music in San Antonio, is AMAZING
Old Reaktor Is Not New Reaktor
one pass of Reaktor is not the whole thing
Plug-In vs. Stand Alone
The Mondo Caca Woolybooger Of North Texas Pancake Dumpsters
I've Wanted To Kill 'Em ALL Ever Since 1982
Imagine A Liar Giving His Life To Jesus, Then He Continues To Lie
fuck all his friend's old ladies behind their backs
The Logical Mind Of A Kitty Cat
this is ICE MONKEY
Anniversary Of Death
Code MD: Coded Phrases in the First "Electric Period"
I told YOU to shut up
TERMINATION OF THE LAMEROIDS
They Need To Step Up To The Next Level Of Pissed Off
I Can Be A Bitch If I Want To.... I'm MARRIED!!!!!
Gypsy Doug Morgan Goes To Be With RAM
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What The Fuck Is THING-FISH?
We Destroy The Blues
There's Only One Gypsy Doug
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BEXAR NEKKID CHICKENSHIT
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CUBASE NOTES 2001 Extract Tempo --- Hit Points
Keith, Could You Please Tell Will "Kurt" Is Here?
MASTER CLASS- GOING LIVE
I Wanna Be Just Like Mike Taylor
ever notice how jim "red" corbett is a chickenshit goat tick?
My Favorite Frank Zappa Studio Photo
Church Of Machines - Recording Services
At Least I Didn't Put My Eye Out - by Mike Pogue
I Got It - by Mike Pogue
TERMINATE ALL LAMERZ ON SIGHT
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OTTOMIDI 1994
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What I Would Really Like To See Is Bexar Nekkid Music In Prison
It Is Not MY Forum
Bob Cox's First And Last Session At The Church Of Machines
The Faces Of Steve Cureton
One Lie Proves Another... And Another... And Another...
Steve Cureton Finally Releases His Own CD
Opponents Of Popeye-X
my_house
Missy Has A New Favorite Spot
Big Red
Phil Dalmolin, a REAL musician
Bob CoxSucker
Keith Emerson plays keyboards
Review Of Reaktor  (new)
Six Flags Over Tigris
mentally retarded genius
stupid AND ugly
Certain Pages Will Be "PUT ON HOLD" For A Period Of TIme
MEGA-Tweakin' Inside Pappy's Last Functioning Brain Cell...
Morphosis- The "New" ELP Album That Never Came Out
Dickson Seals
Cureton paid $300 Out Of His Own Pocket To Overdub Flaco Jiminez
recommended sound editors
I do live a fabulous life
Reaktor is driving me insane
Will Alexander Sent "Reaktor Is Driving Me Insane" To Dan Brown
I Bought Vokator Today
I'd Love To Suck Your TICK
Before The Dawn Of ULTRACHUG
PPX News Network
If you use Sonar, ditch WDM, and go ASIO
Surround Sound- from Stockhausen to Slayfoot
I just won another WAMIRACK24 on ebay for $200
WAMIRACK24 #2 Arrives From Nashville
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Mike Taylor Is A Thief
Cureton Joke
My Next Post Is Going To Blow Your Cheeze Whiz Mind
Mexican Palestine
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The San Antonio ME Society
The Real Gunter Hotel Memorial
Unusual Music Reviews- #1 Bob Seger
Jeff Walters Is A Snitch
military geniuses
lounge keyboard
God Bless George W. Bush
sucker the suckerpunch
Tacki saw about 50 dicks being sucked in one day
You should do like Tacki Fishkebob and worship Me
how bout we cutoff your balls bitch
The Department of Lesbian Correctness Internment Camp For The Politically Insane And The Colonically Challenged
Popeye-X & Beth Hooker
Popeye-X Fashion
Popeye-X has a new hero... CALIGULA
Popeye-X's BRAIN MUSIC gets airplay on KSYM-FM San Antonio!!!
Of Beelzebub And His Plot By Cotton Mather
Carvin Nazis
Scrotal Self Repair
The Psychedelic Library
shut up, pack your shit, and get the fuck out... RIGHT NOW
colon cancer?
The Purpose Of Religion Is To Kill
They Didn't Do It, Popeye-X Did It
I Can Be Very Confusing
Steve Cureton is such a LYING chickenshit pile of shit
Goat Ticks, Their Big Mouths, And Their Effect On Search Engines
I Agree 1000%
POW Chick
I love the way the US bombs the fuck out of countries
gringoestebanita, the casbeers queer, falls silent
John Onderdonk's Decision
I happen to have a supply of IZAL
insubordination during wartime will not be tolerated
read what a COP wrote in here
Where Are Keith And Nancy Walmartinez?
Popeye-X Is Finally Sexually Active
what makes these fuckheads think they're so goddamn righteous?
review of the Alesis QS7 by popeye-x
Lil'Vixen and Ivy
Happiness And Success According To Bro Dave
From Kurt To Traci
Kurt & Kyle photo
global warming is bullshit, so is nuclear annihilation
The Verification Of American Stupidity
ice cream man with no ice cream
S.O.B. Stew
He Went Out Like Hank
good news and bad news
hix_mutation
Flaco Jiminez is BETTER than the best
Les Paul explains "how"
Mike Taylor Is A Mooch
MIKE TAYLOR'S IDEA
antippx911
PATSY
GYPSY DOUG
why do they love to hate popeye-x?
I just wish Turkie and Tacki would SUCK Popeye-X's dick
SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Analog is the QUALITY, Digital is the QUANTITY
my drunken neighbor's legs
Steve Cureton is such a LYING chickenshit pile of shit...
the absolute most sickening thing of all
Household Angst
Mike Pogue and The Toiletside Reader
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  who am I
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  keep steppin'... the "past" is pyramiding all around you
  question marks from a dusty black box
  the mystery of certain notes
  Alien by Jenni
  KANDINSKY DECONSTRUCTION
  The New HIX
  Little House I Used To Put A Motor In Myself With
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  Who Are You #5
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  Babycat has a new favorite spot
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  If You Paid X To Steal Y
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  Blast Reunion 2002
  Uncle Bob and popeye-x
  Meemaw and Mom
  Augie Meyers plays Vox Continenntal, not Farfisa Combo Compact
  Hoss And Kewpie Fall In Love
  Memorymoogs Make The BEST Explosions
  The Truth About Claude "Butch" Morgan by Kurt Otto
  Another Shining Example Of How LAME Claude Morgan Has Become
  The Truth About The Death Of The HIX
  H!X Gig At Piggly Wiggly 16 Art Space
  Kurt Otto
  What The Fuck Is THING-FISH?
  Don Preston and Bunk Gardner --- The Don And Bunk Show
  Scott Thunes visits #zappafiles IRC DALnet
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  The NippleRing X-Logs from #zappafiles IRC DALnet
  wild love by frank zappa
  Recording The Chordsmen
  Popeye-X Has The Look
  HOW TO MIC A SNARE DRUM
  Bolton KILLS!!!
  I Don't Chat, I Dictate
  Who Are You? #4
  Church Of Machines 2005
  tech-x technical audio and music pages
  drums of war
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  PPX is a Crack Gnome
  26 inch Pearl kik drum
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  SLAYFOOT
  Aaron Meloccaro-7 string rhythm guitar
  7 STRING GEAR
  KO's guitars
  SansAmp PSA-1 Preset Data Book
  MIDI-INFO
  NOIZE-TOOLZ
  inFAQ
  Review Of Reaktor
  WaMiRack 24 ::: ego-sys
  Xbert Tutorials And Links
  How 2 Lose Your Mind
  128ch PARIS
  BABYCAT DOWNLOADS
  may I ask a dumb question?
  Mike Pogue and The Toiletside Reader
  ave Clark 5 in San Antonio
  The Real F.T .W.
  mp3's by ppx
  Founder And CEO Of popeye-x.com
  WHO ARE YOU?
  Will Alexander ::: the greatest of them all
  Cute FTP tutorial
  LINKS-SYNTH-AUDIO
  Kurt Otto - MP3's
  popeye-x's studio ::: 2005
  How A Record Company Covers Its Ass
KURT OTTO DISCOGEOGRAPHY
KO's guitars
BOOBATUBEAMUS!
Your Problem Is Quite Obvious
commemorating a plethora of Tacki related posts
What TYPE of Person Are You?
I WILL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND FUCK THE NECKHOLE
Young People Are WELCOME
Kurti Synthbaugh
tadpole
 
TECH-X  top

kurt otto's 2007 recording studio

tech-x

7 STRING GEAR - yeah!

Akai Z4 - hardware sampler

Popeye-X Explains BoDiddley

Review Of Reaktor - arbeit macht frei

BASS STUPIDITY starring Mike Taylor

CAT_CYMBALS you are so loved

condenser mics - lovely

Cute FTP tutorial - semi-obsolete but cool

drums of war - ppx declares war on peace

drum_sampling - from now on

128ch PARIS DAW - SMPTE files for d/l

How 2 Lose Your Mind - dangerous

JLCooper PPS-2 - FSK MIDI sync box

Memorymoogs Make The BEST Explosions

MIDI INFO - boring, but useful

MIDI SPEC - I needed this so bad

Mystery Of Certain Notes info about LOW F#

NOIZE TOOLZ - informative

Question Marks From A Dusty Black Box huh?

Recording The Chordsmen - DUAL stereo

Review Of Opcode Studio 64 XTC - sync

BEST SITE

Review Of The Alesis QS7 - not bad

SansAmp PSA-1 Preset Data Book - cool

Will Alexander Interview In EQ - amazing

 
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Blast Reunion 2002
HIX
GRUNT mp3 by popeye-x
ANALOG-DIGITAL MUSIC STUDIO
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Church Of Machines
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KEYBOARDS
Okie D
Pete Anderberg
Butch Morgan
Albert Garcia 
Barry Littleton
Larry Trub
Gary Friedrich
Aaron Meloccaro-7 string rhythm guitar
May I Ask A Dumb Question?
  KO's Cassette From Hell
  Popeye-X Orchestra '75-76
  Quartett '75
  Kevin Conway
  Steve Oleson_AKA_ Helicopter_Flying_Turtle
Will Alexander w/ Keith Emerson Herbie Hancock Mick Jagger
oh... and Quartett 1975
Mark Eastwood_AKA_Rubber_Dinosaurus
John Mathis
BAND-X
Steve Cureton
Chuck Agney_AKA_Unclebunny
Rawhead '90
Bevis Griffin
Blast LIVE! '82 cassette
Claude Morgan & The BLAST 82 86 87 90 98 wav
Phil Dalmolin CD "Therapy"
Mike Pogue Lead Singer Brilliant Artist
Total Ripoff Idiot Dead Murderer
 
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