I don't know if I should tell
you this... Oh, why not? I got your attention, might as well... here's a little stunt I
pull, whenever I'm in a restaurant, and the sexy waitresses start getting to me... I make
a special trip to the john, and I steal a RED MARKS-A-LOT off the counter on the way in. Once inside the stall, I color the head of my thing-a-ma-bob RED, then, I go back to the table, and lay a napkin
across my lap. Next, I cleverly order a large strawberry plate, and when it arrives, I
nonchalantly slip my "secret" strawberry through the folds of the napkin, out
into the open, what with a few well placed crumbs, who would notice?
A real fun
thing to do is, wait until some waitresses are nearby, and "accidentally" spill
the whole strawberry dish on my lap. The waitresses usually rush over to clean up, but
when they grab my strawberry, it won't pull away, and that's when I say, "I guess its
stuck," and shrug my shoulders. They usually walk away, but sometimes they stare at
the strange hole on top, and that's when I say, "I guess the stem got pulled
out," whereupon I immediately burst into song, my own twisted version of
'Incest And Peckermints', announcing, "Here's a real humdinger by the
Strawberry Alarm Cock!"
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Subject - yum yum strawberry?
I do something similar, but with pineapples.
Dr. Popeye X elaborates:
You should try a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell... very nice.
I do the same thing with Braunshweiger! Unfortunately, the waitress is a fat man in lederhosen.
Dr. Popeye X confirms:
Ja wohl, ist das Lieben SCHUG, mein Reichs Meurer!
Subject: The Strawberry Picker Upper
Now, now, how sexist.
You didnt't even mention that, in the unlikely event that you were female,
you could pull this cute lil trick off in a Sushi Bar by causing your protuberant
labia to coyly peek out of your mini
skirt and appear to be several slices of salmon
sashimi which had slipped from your plate
because you were unable to properly manipulate the chopsticks....or
Your site is disgusting and reprehensible,
and i try to read some of it each day, as
Unfortunately i dont have a computer in my bathroom, so i have to run back
and forth a lot.
if bits were bats, my network would be a
Popeye X reminds:
If a chicken had lips, it would certainly
kiss my cock for being an outstanding pecker. Maybe the chicken came
first, but eggs are getting laid by the dozens everyday, and any cock or
You could save yourself a lot of wasted time with the red 'Marks-a-lot' by simply ordering the chef's
Penis Platter or
Cock Combo in the first place, there by removing the need for any form of genital disguise. I am surprised that this hadn't already occurred to you, and I know you'll be as pleased with the results as I was. Thanks for the original
tip, Hotkins Watkins.
Popeye X agrees:
Brilliant suggestion. Of course, I had
thought of that, and at the local fish & chips restaurant, I ALWAYS
order The Captain's Dick
for just such a purpose. The reason I didn't add it here was so I
could use the excellent MarksaLot scan in this story. Thanks for the tip,
secret tips with
The TOILETSIDE READER
by Dr. Popeye X
© Kurt Otto 2009
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