COFFEE?

you think you're wired?

Welcome, welcome, come right in, how may I help ya?

Wouldya like some coffee? No?!! Well, fuck you! Why don’t you pack your knappy lookin’ ass off on outta here you two-bit bridge bum!

Oh, you would like some coffee?, well, that’s different...

Here, want some chili-dogs for the kids? No? FUCK YOU! Get the fuck outta my sight you ugly son of a bitch!

Oh, you will have some chili-dogs? That’s different... Here’s 20 bucks, pick up some chips, okay? No chips? Ah, I thought so....

 In the interest of saving time, I think I’ve anticipated what you all want to hear, I’ve boiled it down, and I’m confident you’ll be very interested in what I have to say....

Otherwise, FUCK YOU! The ball’s in your court... but, let me explain... do you mind? You do? Well, YUCK FOO, too, Charley, ya mother wears a jock strap....  on her head, to dangle the genitalia ...(about lip level)

AS I WAS SAYING...or was trying to say..., What? You DO want some chips? Oh, that’s different. Why didn’t you say so??

More coffee?

the preceding accu-drama was paid for by the commitee to make me wired on caffeine A.S.A.P.

Tesla on Voltaire - "I had a veritable mania for finishing whatever I began, which often got me into difficulties. On one occasion I started to read the works of Voltaire when I learned, to my dismay, that there were close on one hundred large volumes in small print which that monster had written while drinking seventy-two cups of black coffee per diem. It had to be done, but when I laid aside the last book I was very glad, and said, Never more!"