I got my typewriter & my denim placemats & my keys,

I got my matches & my batteries & my buttermilk recipes,

I got my TV Guide & my watch & my lug nut strippers,

I got my fishing boots & my coin collection & my toothpicks,

I still got my BBQ apron & my MARKSALOT,

and don't forget them Green Stamps in my Army pack,

I got my Black Sabbath T-shirt & my pencil & my squirt gun,

and, last but not least, I got my four gallons of sulfuric acid,

Oh, yeah, my can of Shasta creme soda!