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Turkie Nazi &
Tacki Fishkebob are real people, but their names have been changed
so maybe they'll shut-up. The white lettering is the e-mails they sent
me. Before these e-mails, I had never heard of them in my life. I
haven't altered their e-mails in any form or fashion. My response is in
blue, other readers are the red. After the main bulk of large emails,
some of the interchange is "fictionalized" for the sake of
"humor" and "pissing them off to the max", but the
large blocks of white text are 100% equal to what I was first sent.
Turkie and Tacki both gave me their real names from the start, Turkie
had a real good time until she tried to WIN. Then I started getting
"creative", its easy to tell where I'm being sarcastic. The
actual incidents that started this mess are exactly equal to the large
e-mails you see. I never heard of these idiots in my life, until they
came thru the front door of my e-mail inbox with the following:
Turkie says:
Subject - DON'T TALK UGLY ABOUT MICHAEL
BOLTON Allow me to introduce my friend Turkie Nazi...She
has a few kind words to say to you: There is a reason why your site is
called Popeye: you turn one blind eye toward anyone who gives a damn! Do
you--and I use the word loosely--FRIEND, understand what child abuse is?
It's waking up in the middle of the night and catching your stepfather
ruffling through your underwear drawer. It's being hit in the ear with a
rubber stick (you know, the one with the holes in it) at age four. It's
being outright molested by your stepfather at age 13. It's not being
able to feel an intimate thing for the 17 years since. It's a fan of
Michael's killing herself because of the effects of the child abuse.
It's JonBenet Ramsey. It's Baby Richard. It's Lisa Steinberg. It's
Matthew Eapen. It's the child injected with HIV by his father (THANK GOD
HIS ASS IN THE KLINK). It's David Rothenberg. Need I add anymore--TRUST
ME I CAN TELL YOU MORE!!!!!!! This being National Child Abuse Awareness
Month,...allow me to make you aware of it! Open your blind eye...AND YOU
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! Love Shouldn't Hurt P.S. That's
CONNECTICUT asshole to you!
Dr. Popeye-X answers:
Ok, I can tell you're very passionate about your
cause, but it will take BRAINS
to comprehend my cause, which I doubt you have enough of. Did I say one
thing about child abuse? No. I only said Michael Bolton was ugly. It
doesn't matter to me how nice you think he is, I think he's a goddamn
idiot, if you don't like it... GOOD!
I am NOT blind, and I will NOT shut the fuck up, so poo-poo on you, yankee
bitch. BTW, its not Popeye, its DR.
POPEYE-X, you're the one who's blind. I
consider Michael Bolton on my TV to be a form of ME abuse, and I do not
care in the least what you, or any other yankees, think about that, or
anything else. P.S. Fans of Michael Bolton SHOULD
kill themselves!
Kevin sez:
Turkie's comment gave me a cold blue steel hard-on baby! As soon as I
wash the blood out of my clown suit, I'd like her to talk dirty to me
too.
Gary pipes in:
What a dumb yankee bitch. Michael Bolton? Child abuse? Oh I get the
connection. sure uh huh. You should tell the bitch that Bolton's hair
looks like her underwear drawer after its been splooged on by a couple a
hundred Michael Tysons.
Dr.
Beaker adds:
Sounds like Turkie needs to be Ganged Banged by a whole bunch of guys
(and/or chicks) wearing masks in her fathers image. Maybe then she will
realize how "UGLY" Michael Bolton is.
Turkie says:
Subject: TURKIE'S BACK!!!
Hi Popeye and so-called friends: Turkie has returned, ...and for the
immature allow me this: I have looked over the new messages. As
expected, I was completely disgusted by all of your responses. What I
didn't expect were you imbeciles being so aroused by my answer to you of
a month ago. For starters, if you were so aroused by that diatribe of
mine (ooh, look, a BIG word),...just consider how foaming at the mouth
you would be if I hadn't held my tongue! (As David Banner/The Incredible
Hulk-AKA Bill Bixby-warned once, "You wouldn't like me when I'm
angry.") Next, what is it about child abuse that so arouses you...
people? Is it the idea of being closed in your room when company is
over, ...or being told for the nth time that you're not worth the paper
you're writing on (and your writing is going nowhere to boot), ...or
having your things stolen out of your room while you're out running
errands, ...or your room being broken into even after having a lock put
on the door, ...or the constant state of paranoia and mistrust, ...or
the bouts of insomnia, or the nightmares (even the ones that don't have
you screaming out of sleep), or the constant DAILY reminders of the sum
of the parts? There is a reason why I am so passionate about child
abuse: BECAUSE IT'S ME, YOU IGNORANT FOOLS!!!!!!! You asked me to
understand your point. THEN PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH BEFORE YOU EVER
CALL SOMEONE UGLY BY ANY STANDARD!!!!!!! I have three questions for the
bunch of you: (1) Are any of you MAN
enough to call Michael Bolton an asshole publicly? (2) Are any of you
registered sex offenders in any jurisdiction in the universe? (3) And
even if you're not, where can the local authorities contact you should
any of choose to pursue me
any further than right here in a supposedly public forum? If you
absolutely believe in your heart and soul that Michael Bolton's looks
are important enough to have a website to insult them (AND his beliefs,
which are separate of his looks), so be it; I absolutely believe in my
heart and soul that others have a right to know of
your obscenity. I don't regret telling you to SHUT UP, just as I
don't regret feeling HUMAN TORMENT going on my 30th year (pain does not
go away easily - or would you know that?) You have a right to express
your opinion (albeit obscenely); I have a right to live without fear,
pain, and anger. You've got it easy, guys ...ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!
P.S. GooGoo had nothing to do with putting me up to this. I found you
all by myself!
Dr. Popeye-X concedes:
Hi, Turkie, glad you're back, its lonely in this
little website without readers like yourself. Let's see... where do I
start? Uh, I don't know what to say... the sheer force behind your rant
seems to have converted me completely. I'm so sorry
I insulted Michael Bolton, I'd like a chance to make it up to you by
dedicating this page exclusively to you.
I'll call it, DON'T TALK TO ME
ABOUT BEAUTIFUL, and it will
feature photos of you naked,
lying about in erotic postures,
and showing off your "good parts".
Thanks, sweetheart, for setting me straight and turning it all around,
and please send those images to popeye-x@popeye-x.com
ASAP!!!
XT begs:
Subject - pleeeeeze...
Show us your tits!
Kyle says:
Subject - no humor
Do these people actually think the
Toiletside Reader is reality?
It's a shame these poor folks don't
have a sense of humor.
Turkie speaks again:
Subject - MATURITY
Just one last thing to say to you... people: all of your comments -
supposedly about Michael Bolton's supposed ugliness? I
WIN!!!!!!!
Dr. Popeye-X replies:
You WIN???
Now, Turkie, let's not let this blow up to delusional proportions...
Honestly, the ONLY way I'm taking down this page is if you send me some
tits.
Then, you'll WIN. No contest.
 Turkie
says:
Subject - my tits
Here you go!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!
Dr. Popeye-X fesses up:
OK, Turkie, you definitely proved your points. You
WIN!!!!! Thanks for your loyal
readership and informative submissions. I hope this posting brings you
all the fame you need to quench those exhibitionist tendencies you have
deep down inside. Don't forget, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, The
Toiletside Reader will be here for you. P.
S. I still say Michael Bolton is ugly!!
Kyle observes:
Her tits are uglier
than Michael Bolton.
Tacki complains:
Subject - Speaking My Mind
Ok.....you Dr. Popeye.....
Dr. Popeye-X's running commentary:
Its Dr. Popeye-X…
its got to have the X.
First of all, can I please see your credentials?
I can't imagine what credentials I need to
publish what I think
Second, I am a friend of Turkie's and I resent all you arrogant
assholes attacking her. My father is a cop. Please...... feel free to
tell me where all of you potential sex offenders live so we can warn the
police and general public in your area.
Tell your cop father, Dr.
Popeye-X says, "I bet your daughter
has nice tits… right?"
Next...... (insert the entire text of DON’T
TALK TO ME ABOUT UGLY) Really? So how are we supposed to
talk to our kids? At least he cares about his kids.... and other
people's kids. God, if you have kids, I really feel sorry for them. Me
thinks you protest too much. Awwww..... did he hit a nerve maybe?
Me thinks you should send me a scan of YOUR
TITS!
Also, when the hell did this become an "Attack Turkie"
page? If you don't care to get responses like hers then I think it's
time you take down your page, you shithead! Do you expect Bolton fans to
just lie around and take it? I'm sure you get responses from other fans.
Why don't you try printing those too instead of just picking on Turkie?
You shouldn't be picking on anyone, period.
I'm not picking on her, I LIKE
her. I can't control what my readers say. I'll never take this page down
now, its too successful.
As for Michael.....he's ugly huh? Really? I don't suppose you or
anyone of your "little" friends (take that however you want)
would care to share a pic of any of you with us? What's the matter?
Afraid Michael is better looking than you? Well, one thing is for sure.
No matter what you think of his looks, he sure as hell is BETTER than
you.
He can call me ugly all he wants, its only
fair. So can you… but it would be a lie. I am startlingly beautiful,
especially naked,
ask anybody, or see
for yourself.
You know, if there was a way to shut down sites like yours, I'd love
to see it happen. I'm all for freedom of speech, but you definitely
cross the line. People should not have to
be subjected to your vulgarity and bullshit.
They don't have to. They have a choice. That's
what the Internet is all about, sweetheart.
And last, if you got that pic from Turkie, prove it. I have known her
for years, and no way would she ever stoop so low as to send a picture
like that. I think you owe her an apology. Not to mention Michael and
all of his fans.
If you read carefully, you will find that I did
apologize to Turkie, and everyone who agrees with her. I can't believe
you would challenge my journalistic integrity, like I would stoop so low
as to put in "false information", like bogus breast images,
just to get laughs. All the tits in the Toiletside
Reader are guaranteed 100% authentic, if
you'll send me a picture of yours, I'll prove to you how REAL
this page is. Until then, please remember the standard Toiletside
Reader answer to any criticism...
http://www.popeye-x.com/fyiyctaj.htm
Gary reiterates:
I'll tell you what ugly
is! I went to a Bolton concert recently, and he was straining so hard,
(you know, with all that fake soul crap), he blew up his asshole! He
ripped a hole right through his shining silver stage pants, his shit
and
'roids were
flying everywhere! I'll never see anything as disgusting as that, unless
I get to see Tackys tits.
Dr.
Beaker teaches:
Absolutely fantastic stuff. If they are so offended by Toiletside
Reader, they can change the channel. In
reality they LOVE IT!!!!
Gary continues:
This is a lot of fun. I wonder what goes on in their brains? Not!
I love the comment about her dad being a cop, and that you have crossed
the "freedom of speech" line.What a humorless dumb bitch. Lets
see them tits!
Dr. Popeye-X concurs:
Subject - The Long Droop Of the Law
Can you imagine a country where its illegal to say anything bad about
Michael Bolton? It don't take a political scientist to see the hole in
that theory. Tacki's the kind of air-head that gave us Janet Reno.
 Tacki
says:
Here's my tits! We win!!! We win!!!
Now maybe you'll say Michael Bolton isn't so ugly after all!
Frank from http://www.spreadeagleranch.com
interjects:
I hope that Turkie's uterus explodes, so that she won't be contributing
to the gene pool. I do hope that she continues to visit the Toiletside
Reader, however. It'd be a shame if she
just decided to feel GOOD
at some point, and stopped providing entertainment to those of us who
have cognitive ability. It would be so nice to include on your page some
pics of Michael Bolton in Acuna with a bunch of 14 year old whores. By
the way, how do I get registered as a sex offender? Does that qualify me
for any special coupons? I should also say to Turkie that just because
life handed you an open-faced turd
sandwich on one slice of bread
doesn't mean you have to pass it around. Bon
appetit.
UPDATE!!!
Oh, no! Turkie is
back!!!! This pack of lies
was found on an Internet bulletin board called the Fray. Notice how
every description of what this webpage supposedly says is a out-an-out
lie, like where it says "it
more than dissed MB's work for children's charities", this is DON'T
TALK TO ME ABOUT UGLY, you little
pathological lying piece of dog doo doo, it doesn't mention what you're
saying at all. Why are you lying like that? Anyone can reference this
page right now and see what an unabashed liar you have become. I guess
you never thought it would wind up on the same page so anyone could
compare your statements to the actual words. Who's the one giving hate a
wider base with these lies? Why its that goody-goody, Turkie Nazi, and
you can see it right here, plain as day, you are not being victimized,
you are a LIAR,
and there is obviously something seriously wrong with your morals:
internet and "usage"
On Tue Aug 24 10:21:35, Turkie Nazi wrote:
You better believe that the internet is being used to give hate a wider
base. I should know: I am being victimized by it as I write this. There
is a website www.popeye-x.com/uglytalk.htm
that hates women--or at least fans of Michael Bolton (or a combination
of both). I repsonded to it because it more than dissed Michael Bolton's
work for children's charities, specifically his work to prevent child
abuse. My male friends have answer it, but only received trash-talk
emails; my female friend and I responded to it, and pornographic
pictures (most defintely NOT us, but captioned as being ours) were
posted. You know, I was molested once already -- I
DON'T NEED TO BE RAPED AGAIN!!!!!!! And what's worse:
those who should be helping to rid this hate are doing nothing to stop
it,...citing HIS (and his friends') right to free speech. Free Speech
went out the door when a crime was committed--copyright infringement on
the photo of Michael that is ONLY from the fan club, and the name Popeye
being used by the site's "owner". So what do you think
can/will be done about all of this?
Can you believe what she
writes when she's sure no one can check what she says? She just
recreates the whole thing in the image of whatever her mind thinks up.
The words actually written on the page are irrelevant to her. All that
matters to her is the BULLSHIT
story she's trying to pass off. These do-gooder phony baloney types are
never satisfied with anything. Even a pro-Bolton book
offends Turkie…. found in amazon.com:
Michael Bolton : The Passion, Secrets,
Soul & Truths
"A book Bolton fans will love…"
review sent in by Turkie Nazi and friend
WE LOVE YOU, MICHAEL...BUT HOW COULD YOU
LET THEM DO THIS? We are of dissenting opinion here.
True, the book is loaded with facts that we didn't know before,...but
being absolute DIEHARD fans of Sir Bolton outside of listing albums and
songs, correct syntax, every shameless plug for Joyce's fan club,...and
the attitude in general that all Michael Bolton is...is BEEFCAKE! Our
preference for a book about Michael Bolton is MICHAEL BOLTON by Lee
Randall, which delves more into his career and early hardships,...and
whose binding holds up more than 2 days. Michael is a reputed
perfectionist-but this book is far from perfect. By all means, PLEASE,
get Secret Of The Lost Kingdom and his albums (including LOVE SHOULDN'T
HURT)-they're worth every cent. This one...we're not so sure.
Dr. Popeye-X observes:
If that book for Bolton fans pissed her off,
imagine when she first saw this
page! Maybe she should look at some of these links to other DIE-HARD
Michael Bolton haters: (actually, I don't
hate Bolton, I just hate anyone who doesn't hate him more
than I do.)
WAR
ON BOLTON!
THE
ANTI-MICHAEL BOLTON SOCIETY
The Dildog reports:
From a tour bus,
3 in the a-m-, Anytown USA…
Hey dude, you are our kind of Dr. and your site is the RX we need out
here on the road. I'm in the road crew for a certain aging
pseudo-rockstar who shall remain
nameless, so I can keep my job.
I found the Toiletside Reader
site by searching AltaVista for "full of shit (anal retentive)
graverobber wannabe's who stole Otis Redding's soul". I only got 2
hits, your site, and my boss' fan-site. Yours is much better. In fact
it's the flavor of the week here on the tour bus. I think I know this
Turkie chick, from a show we recently did (can't remember exactly
where?). She came backstage after the show and gang-raped
half the sound crew trying to suck
her way up to the boss. Luckily she spotted some rancid wino lurking in
the shadows and mistook him for the "MAN' himself. She was fucking
him so hard blood was shitting out his asshole, and this reminded her of
when she was abused by Satanists at
a YANNI concert when she was 4. I
was working that show dude! - and
I got lucky that night, more than once, mopping up YANNI's sloppy
seconds. And here she was, years later, riding this wino hard, screamin'
about how she was finally... "sittin'
on the cock of the day"!!! I
knew I recognized those wall-eyed tatas!!! Keep it up!
Turkie
and Tacki
have been posting many lies around various places,
thinking the truth will obey their lying tongues, and somehow, thru
their voodoo of doodoo, that will cause this website to vanish. Oh, what
silly little stinkers they can be sometimes! Look what Tacki
posted at a notorious Anti-Dr.
Popeye X newsgroupie
hangout.
Tacki posts:
Hey, everyone. I just got this response from the
police in San Antonio, and thought you might want to see
it. Not what I wanted to hear, but at least I got a response. Maybe
you'll have better luck since he is threatening you. Or has he stopped?
Subject: I am writing to you about a concern
I have about one of your citizens Date: Thu, 30 Sep 1999 From: {a police
man in SAPD} To: {Tacki}Actually we get
complaints like this all the time. An individual like yourself tries to
have a reasoned discussion with somebody like Mr. Otto. The next thing
that happens is he responds with a vicious flame war. The
law is not clear as to whether or not he is committing a criminal act by
doing this. I know because we have tried it. Your best
bet at this point would be to ignore him. He is not worth your time. I
looked at his site and I also found it to be offensive. The
problem comes in when he starts exercising his right to be offensive.
We advise people with children to monitor what their children are
accessing and that they have a long talk with their kids about what to
do if they run across a site like this.
See why Dr.
Popeye-X is such a staunch supporter of the
police? They aren't the Gestapo,
they don't make their own rules. They enforce THE
LAW, and they give lying swine
like Tacki
and Turkie
so much more than they deserve, they tell them THE
TRUTH.
Stash Ziplock says:
The reason why you keep logging onto popeye-x's site is because you have
a deep desire to be offended and a
need for punishment. So stop
complaining. You are getting what
you want. Take your punishment and
enjoy it, beg PPX for more. Or just log off his site and SHUT THE FUCK
UP! Because we are bored
with you.
Annalisa writes:
That part about "Here's my tits, we win, we win..." really
cracked me up. You are a truly
silly man.
ANALYSIS
see the winner below
A PROFESSIONAL
ANALYSIS
By A "Real" Doctor (who shall
remain nameless):
A Turkie
quote from e-mail #1:
Do you--and I use the word loosely--FRIEND,
understand what child abuse is? It's waking up in the middle of the
night and catching your stepfather ruffling
through your underwear drawer.
What I find interesting is the use of the word "ruffling".
It's a very delicate word, not
intrusive at all. I would have
expected "pawing" or "groping" or even "going
through". Very curious.
The inappropriate use of the word "friend"
is indicative of a very common dynamic as well. It's a very simple form
of projection, comparable to a
kidnap victim falling in love with her captor.
She qualifies the statement with "and I use that word loosely"
in order to keep Otto at arms length; she wants him to remain
dangerous, but at the same time initiating
the concept of a relationship between them.
What we see here is a very confused girl trying to deal with convoluted
feelings about her abuse. It was abuse
to be sure, but it was tender,
secretive and intimate. She has
feelings about what happened that are in
direct contrast to her anger and
outrage, so she acts out inappropriately and becomes infuriated when
asked to look objectively at what she really feels. It
is not unusual for this type of sexual conflict to manifest itself
masochistically- perhaps as nymphomania, fetishism or suicide (or the
inverse, which is murder). In many
cases of nymphomania the root cause is either a
repressed hatred of men or of oneself.
This person will reject any form of therapy until she realizes her
inappropriate and often destructive
behavior is triggered by her own
feelings of self loathing- self loathing due to the fact that her
subconscious mind has feelings that are contradictory
to what her conscious mind demands she accept as truth.
Otto has become her "loose"
step-father. A surrogate abuser
and lover. She could have as easily sent the e-mails to him anonymously
as she could have set her spam setting on her e-mail application to not
accept his replies. She requested the e-mails and his attention; she
wasn't about to reject them.
This is a woman destined to have many tragic relationships in an attempt
to fulfill her unrealized fantasy, but if that fantasy ever appears to
be on the verge of culmination
look out....there's truly no way of
knowing which way she'll blow.
Dr. Popeye-X says:
I bet I know one way she will "blow"...
The Dildog points out:
Whenever bitches snitched
us off to the cops before, they sucked
our dicks first!
BOLTON
KILLS!!
see for
yourself
in his own handwriting
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN - - WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
hey i took a look at all that garbage that turkie person
wrote... fuck i think when her dad molested her he broke part of a broom stick off up her ass or and left it there and that's why she's always so touchy or something
man... or maybe she wakes up on the wrong side of the litter box all the time...
plus she has REALLY shitty tits... what the hell are those anyway...
they look like some mal-nurished over the hill chick's tits... why would anyone want to molest
that... like come on now... hehehe she really should never pass those on to anyone else, i know if my mother gave me tits like that i'd be angry at the world
too... heres somthing to take everyones mind off those... ewwww...
just a little present that i made since i got a huge kick out of your
site... P.S. enjoy and Michael Bolton is the ugliest fuck around and he can only get 12 year old spanish
prosti-tots. later...
----> The Winner!
Dr. Popeye-X gushes:
LOVELY... I can truly state this page has now attained PERFECTION. thank
you!!!!
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