What you think is rigid weed-tree root,

turns out to be multi-channel brain stem.

The most brilliant musical minds in history

twitter momentarily like miniscule flecks of sparkling glitter,

then softly vanish into haphazardly scattered nowhere holes,

blown by the inertia of endless thought-stream gone wrong,

having been Mega-Marinated-2-Tha-Bone

by Eons Of Exceedingly Thick Sonic Wind.

FREQUENCY THICKENED WIND

causing high speed jelloid squigglings to scatter

across the multifaceted surfaces of surrounding skullography,

only to be thwarted at the root by

Evil Little Black Boxes

promising perfected infinity from the start,

but delivering in the end,

Their Scumbaglian Trash-Majesties Request,

FUZZ TONE WINGDINGS,

"Stomp Box Sensibility"

has replaced the essential component

of the North American Male-Rocker Libido,

i.e. RAW VOLUME,

and rendered our faded miscalculation

into a FRIGHTENINGLY TRUE WEAPON of

FORMIDABLE TECHNICAL WIZARDRY.