My Daddy always told me: Son, DO YOUR THING,
Come Hell or High Water, DO YOUR THING!
So, as a result of that teaching, I only DO MY THING, full time.
My thing is pissing off buildings during downtown rush hour.
I work as a janitor cuz that gives me access to a lot of good ledges and fire escapes.
When I do my thing, I like to spray it far out, back and forth.
Above the 10th floor, with a good breeze, I can piss around corners.
Pedestrians probably think its light drizzle.
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