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nice
Portugal
63.93.27.9
05-09-02
15:44

Interesting info


kewpie... I want to fuck you... is it possible... or am I just wanking?
pud pounder
dialup04217.intersatx.net
03-03-22
03:52

wc2.rit.ac.th
03-02-10
05:27

Yashar37
Ed_Zeppelin
205.188.201.211
02-04-18
18:24

I've been hoping to see this idea updated by somebody creative. Man, I can't tell you how good it is to see somebody start bouncing ideas around about this. Kewpie hasn't said a damn thing since that last post about 2 or 3 months ago. I've been toying with the idea of telling Hoss that she died, and now me and my casino security friends/cops are going to make his life hell yadda yadda. Especially because he threw himself into the same kind of behavior with Cuntessa, except she BOUGHT IT! They're always talking about how they're going to get married etc. I've been trying to figure out IF I should post the Kewpie letters somewhere and let her read them, and if so, HOW I should go about it. So far I'm leaning toward not doing anything. I mean, she strikes me as being every bit as psychotic as Kewpie anyway and dumb enough to fall for Hoss' bullshit in the first place. Anybody else have any thoughts on this?


Yashar37
65.30.97.158
02-04-18
16:53

I am inspired, I am going to work on an idea for a song/story... Maybe something about a guy like this, a guy I've met, a guy we've all met... ...sits down to a lovely candle light dinner, romance is obviousley in the air... he's smiling at someone (we never see them, YET), it goes on with this whole romantic scene, we see him talking, laughing at someone (we never see them, YET)... he goes to the bedroom, love is gonna happen, he's gonna get it on, and he's all pumped and ready for it, he's hot, and bothered and he turns and reaches out his hand for... (PAN TO)... ...HIS DESKTOP!! There is his computer, filled with typed out words of love, romance, SEX!!! and the camera goes to this wild shot of a trip through the wires, across networks, swift banks and turns and on the other end we see... JEFF!!!! A 12 year old boy, laughing his ass off, and the scene ends suddenly in blackness!!! <fin>


65.30.97.158
02-04-18
16:23

I am inspired, I am going to work on an idea for a song/story... Maybe something about a guy like this, a guy I've met, a guy we've all met... ...sits down to a lovely candle light dinner, romance is obviousley in the air... he's smiling at someone (we never see them, YET), it goes on with this whole romantic scene, we see him talking, laughing at someone (we never see them, YET)... he goes to the bedroom, love is gonna happen, he's gonna get it on, and he's all pumped and ready for it, he's hot, and bothered and he turns and reaches out his hand for... (PAN TO)... ...HIS DESKTOP!! There is his computer, filled with typed out words of love, romance, SEX!!! and the camera goes to this wild shot of a trip through the wires, across networks, swift banks and turns and on the other end we see... JEFF!!!! A 12 year old boy, laughing his ass off, and the scene ends suddenly in blackness!!! <fin>


HOSS and Rosy Palm
ppx
63.162.8.161
02-02-19
12:10

HOSS and the Cuntessa Date: Saturday, March 9th. Place: Hoss' pad Time: 4:00 Hoss' time Why: Our first get-together- TOGETHER I can't wait to meet all of you guys. Hoss' is making aTri-tip? What ever that is. It sounds scary to me. Oooo SCARRY... Anyway, I will do my yummy chicken and my very yummy salsa.If you want to make something or bring something, get with Mr. Hossy Wossy.He'll fill you in on the details. I'm not picky and pretty easy. (I mean thatHoss) I am so hyped! Just remember, we will get rid of you guysabout 9:00pm. We will ready to "get to bed". You understand. We have some more "getting acquainted" to do. I hope I can get a nap in before you guys get there. I have a feeling I won't be getting much sleep. (elbowing your side) Ha, ha. Come on Hunny Bunny, I have to sleep sometime. And I want tobe able to walk straight. So give a girl a bit of a break. That's funny comingfrom this eager beaver! HA! ( I said beaver!) I have to behave now. Sorry. The Cuntessa --------------------------------------------------------- ED: hey popeye-x, I have the address, wanna go? --- PPX: so we can watch HOSS stare at the palm of his hand? --- ED: Sorry pal, you're going to have to ditch your pet theory that Veronica is made up. She's an actual person, I'm telling you. I've been watching these bozos for over a year and a half now, and Hoss has neither the brains or guile to cook this one up. Plus, he would have to enlist the others in the plot and have them act perfectly in order to pull off their inside references to 3-way phone calls and late night chats between Hoss, Veronica and two or three other members, including Lisa. Lisa is stupid as one of those babies that's born without a brain, and a loudmouth to boot. Ain't no way it could happen. I got some stuff to show you that's been posted lately that will prove my point, especially because Hoss truly in love is really weird. It's like all the stuff he was just hinting at with Kewpie has come real for him and he's even more overblown and mindless than I dared believe. -- PXX: My pet theory stands like the rock of gibraltar, look at it like this: you're in the matrix of it, you got details out the wazoo coming and going , this thing that thing this why that why he cant she couldn't therefore couldn't could phone call infered decoy etc. etc but look at it from my view a woman... an online email forum WOMAN wants to get all hot and sexy with HOSS? no fucking way in hell not now, not then, not ever I think its him running a scam on Kewpie but it could very well be another guy scamming him more likely the the former HOSS thinks he's making Kewpie jealous now and Luza etc is in on it to get back at that bitch which is you don't even fall for it no WOMAN in her right mind would even talk to that fat sack of shit there is NO REASON to do so rosy palm made up a new daughter to make her other daughter get jealous


rhubarb tortilla caliope poopchute
paragroin
63.162.8.174
02-02-17
18:01

yaba daba doo doo fudgecyle hardy a davison goes by I don't think of the blank space between kewpie's ears vs HOSS' palm readin' dick nub having a flashback


testing the system #6
popeye-x
63.162.8.174

testisticular cyclonic one eyed caca vortex spit-out machine mcgillicuty swiss army chainsaw plexiglass pinecone pinocchio


system test #5
ppx
63.162.8.174
02-02-17
16:52

last will and testicle http://www.popeye-x.com/tech/willalexander.htm


system test #4
ppx
63.162.8.174
02-02-17
16:50

the guns of testosterone


testing the system #3
my shoe
63.162.8.174

footprint of a cripple, hoppin' on a stump, hooked up to an ass-kicking machine, mechanical legs rotate insanely as they mega-kick my rump


subject1:    system test 2
from1:       ppx
Remote Name: 63.162.8.174
Date:        02-02-17
Time:        16:19

message:

Kewpie is a bitch, but HOSS is the hoe.

ha ha ha ha ha ha hqa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahaha hahahahahah ahahaha hahahahahah yahahahaha hahahahaha ha ha ha HAHAHAhaha god i'm getting a charlyhorse!


oh my god, I'm back at the computer laughing at this shit again, ed kills me, the way he weaves complexity into Hoss' dilemna, and spells horribly the whole way, he's more realistic than the real thing the first paragraph of this is a masterpiece http://www.popeye-x.com/suckerbait/hoss_and_kewpie_04.htm


I can't believe this shit. It actually fell out of the sky. HOSS' "mistake", thinking its a plot against the forum, then he dives right in getting all gooey with strawberries and chocolate. Can you imagine being anywhere near that guy with a fucking candle lit and his dick poking out? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't take it. Its driving me insane. Ed, you have finally blown my mind. Popeye-X has been broken down and crumpled like a sheet of loose leaf paper. HOSS is utterly disgusting. And then Kewpie mood swings while he's beating off. Ed, you are diabolical.


here's alice's missing message

Reading Kewpie and Hoss is like looking at a traffic accident you do not want to look but yet you are drawn to it. You watch Hoss get sucked in with the force of chrome coming off a trailer hitch, then boom, the godess that is Kewpie cuts him off at the pass. Do not drive up my road biker boy no one is at home. Ed amused, entertained and amazed having a good insite to the bitch and knowing what a guy wants to hear is a deadly combo. Come to think of it Ed is a godess.


you can't convince me that HOSS isn't in there, posting to himself, in disguise like Ed Zep. the reason he fell in love with Kewpie is because she was the only "real" one.


 

******************************************************************************* subject1: system test from1: popeye-x Remote Name: 63.162.8.174 Date: 02-02-17 Time: 16:11 message: Kewpie is a fucking bitch, and HOSS knows it, but he doesn't even care, because he wants that PUSSY real, real bad, maily because its available, sort of.