THE EAT-WHAT-YOU-LIKE CONSTANT SEX DIET PLAN

HAILED BY SCIENCE AS THE CURE-ALL FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!!!

"A miracle of modern medicine!" - The New York Times

"The Breakthrough Of The Century!" - The Washington Post

"Amazingly straightforward...and yet, wondrously simple!" - The Chicago Herald Tribune

Do away with those skimpy cottage cheese dishes! Forget about useless calisthenics! Avoid "time wasting" sleep and recreation! Constant fucking is the only way to get your cake and eat it, too!

Fuck off that flab! Grind away that gut! Blow that blubber away! Hump your hams dry! Screw away those saddlebag buns! Cornhole those clusters flat! Beat your blob to beauty! FUCK FOR- health - life - fame - riches - recognition -AND WEIGHT LOSS!!!

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Becca says:
just want to thank you for
changing my life!!.....your constant sex diet has made me a very shapely and popular person!....it even helped me get over my shyness...=).....thank you again....p.s........god, this is a great page...keep up the great work...=)

Dr. Popeye X (smiling):
Thanks for reading! I live for comments like that one.

Ms. Taurus writes:
Dear Dr. Popeye X, (name withheld) has told me a lot about you. I have been trying to get a hold of you .
I WAS SO FASCINATED WHEN (name withheld) GAVE ME THE CONSTANT FUCK DIET. I have read a lot of your material and want to read a lot more! I am a singer, dancer, and an actor and I admire you like my world. I AM SO UPSET THAT I NEVER MET YOU!!!!!!!!! PLEASE WRITE ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ms. Taurus

Dr. Popeye X replies:
Hi, how are ya doing? It's the CONSTANT SEX DIET, not the CONSTANT FUCK DIET, but that sounds like a good diet, too!

Ms. Taurus writes again:
Hi, its me Ms. Taurus. I am so proud of you sweetie!!!! I think your friend, (name withheld), is so cool to have my last name!!
I miss you, and I also would love to meet you, and call you. Unfortunately, I am using a friend's computer right now. I hope we can be groovy friends. Can I sing a duet with you? I am a pro and an actress!!!! What horoscope sign are you, and when you were born? Me, I am a Taurus, I was born May 19, 1980, cool-A bull, huh!!!!! I am a kinky, sexy, sexual bi-sexual woman. Tell me all the kinds of sex you like and describe every detail..... Write me immediately as you get my e-mail. Ms. Taurus

Dr. Popeye X replies again:
Hi, Ms. Taurus, we definitely ought to get together, your e-mails have given me a great idea. Here's my new phone number (number withheld).

this is not a fake
actual photo by Bob Cox, the thief,
he was fucking this chick behind his wife's back, this girl is the only person who'd fuck him, and of course he had to pay for it,
she wanted to move in with me

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