RECIPES OF DR. POPEYE X

reader comments:

Adriana says:
Hi, Kurt. I know a recipe that, ever since I first cooked, has always been my favorite. You can tell how to make it by it's name. Ingredients: 2 cups toilet water & a lot of bone marrow, one hyena's bile w/ 20 fried mice, & 3 parts cow droppings & 2 dirty diapers.

Dr. Popeye X replies:
Don't forget about 9 or 10 bags of assorted chips, right?
Which segues perfectly into:
SNACK TIME!
http://www.popeye-x.com/snaktime.htm
not to mention
TASTE
http://www.popeye-x.com/taste.htm
UPDATE: Oooops, wrong Adriana, sorry 'bout that! Thanks for the feedback, I'm still thinking about that one hyena's bile.

Sunny sez:
Dearest Popeye X, Your recipes sound delicious but as as my little family will attest to, cooking is not my forte. Why should I take the trouble, when I can get a good pu-pu platter at almost any Chinese restaurant? But when I was a kid, I used to make: Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts with Himalayan Monkey Meat, and Inky, Stinky Birdie Feet. The problem anyone has when making that dish is always the same. No spoons.

Dr. Popeye X replies:
Just eat from the pan using a sharp knife like in
BACHELOR LIVING
http://www.popeye-x.com/bachelor.htm
and thank you for the typo correction, sweetheart.

Devilfish writes:
Subject - Recipe for Oilfield Trash Lunches
Smashed up beer can flattened between two old slices of dry bread followed by a tasty dessert of Go Jo Hand Cleaner filled Oreos. That'll sober 'em up for 'bout a week! (Followed by a dessert of) http://rob.majesco.net/drpepper.htm lovely.

Dr. Popeye X regurgitates:
Stop it! You're making my car hungry!