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that girl I know exactly what you mean about WEIRD, if I didn't know Justiic and Shiila (her mother in law) as well as I THINK I do, I would think Usiil was a fake Kewpie for sure, probably a fag... a cop... or a weird mutation of both... but, I'm pretty sure Usiil is a real life Kewpie, she even drives you up the wall with the way she talks! (a trait
Ed_Zeppelin honed to perfection. its actually Ed's fault, but there are 4 things that make me fairly sure its not some kind of trick... A: both Justiic and Shiila think Usiil is an idiot and a total slut, if it were an elaborate put-on, they wouldn't be ridiculing her as much as they do, the way they talk shit is patently like the shit women say, you know how a woman's razor wit can be when she's talking about another woman, slice to the fucking bone Justiic is very pissed off at Usiil, she feels betrayed by her and has decided she doesn't even want to patch up their friendship, Justiic seems like a real girl who's REALLY hurt, and REALLY pissed off at another girl, her intense emotions make the target seem real, a so-called friend, who she caught telling lies behind her back, so the loggies were stolen by the hubby, and they reveal an even worse situation than she had originally thought, that was the last straw, she gave me the logs to get back at Usiil, I didn't even know what they were, when one day she popped on and said, "ok, do you want it by DCC, or by email?" I didn't ask what "it" was, I could tell it was something naughty, of course I said yes, she sent it to me just to freak me out, and make me laugh my ass off, but mainly to stab Usiil in the back I just happen to be Chinga's friend, the one Usiil said Justiic could have, since "Big C is mine, popZ is yours"... Justiic had told me "you're on her list", I said "what list?" popeye-x is so "full of himself", he WISHES he could steal Usiil away from Chinga, but he can't, because Usiil has him under control, right where she wants him, "trust me" she tells Chinga... Mr. Suave & Witty Chinga replies "I always trust women I get naked in front of" that's just too stupid to be faked, it sounds exactly like the mf. I know for a FACT Chinga is real, I know him quite well, I've seen many pictures of him with ex-Zappa musicians, and they match the guy on the cam Chinga just happened to buy recently, and has been showing everybody, Usiil has Justiic's cam and USB port in her PC, Justiic is pissed about that too, it all fits... B: Justiic's
mother-in-law, Shiila, got on the PC and started giving me the 3rd degree like only a mom can, Shiila especially spilled the beans about Usiil, "she's the size of a broom handle, skinny as a stick, really tiny", about 5 feet tall like Looona, "long brown hair with gray streaks, she's a drunk and a pothead, she never shuts up, she's been married 3 or 4 times", "she'll sleep with anybody because she's already slept with everybody" Shiila says Usiil seems kinda kinky, I assured her she was... [Shiila doesn't know about the logs] "stripping for the webcam while chatting would have never occurred to me" I say "you're learning fast, Shiila" She is brand new to chatting, popeye-x is the first hilarious stranger she's ever talked to she didn't trust me at all at first, especially every time I showed her pics of me, she was SURE I was showing some other guy's picture, so I'd "look good", I must be a pervert in disguise I assured her that I was exactly who I said I was, "I'm way too egotistical to say I'm someone else", "you know I'm older than you think because I'm way too charming to be young" Shiila: "yes.. you are at that" PPX: "I'm trying to get famous with my website, if popeye-x wasn't Kurt Otto, what would be the point? but if you're wondering if I'm a weirdo, the answer is: DEFINITELY" She laughed and laughed, she said, "I don't believe you. I think you're really nice. I can tell you're shy." I say, "haha! you know my secret!" She says, "you can't fool a mother in law" etc etc I'm convinced Shiila is for real, therefore Justiic and her hubby are for real, and this makes me think Usiil COULD be for real, even though she certainly seems surreal. about Usiil, Shiila
said That seems plausible, and to the point. I can picture my mom saying the same thing, just boiling it down, trying to be kind. C: the SIZE of the logs. I sent you about 83KB, out of 1.7 MB sent to me, going back to Jun 2, 2002, involving bunches of nicks and endless rambling boring bullshit, complete with confusion on top of confusion and bad vibes and drunken interludes and WHINING back and forth there just ain't no way someone would, or even could, type out so much horseshit in that much detail, and have it come out so bland and repetitious and moronically POINTLESS. Usiil's chat-speak is like slow torture, the sheer BULK of it makes it plausible simply because it would be WAY too much work to simulate such useless bullshit, its got to be real, its too BIG & STUPID to be fake and finally, the clincher for believability, for me anyway.... D: Usiil may be totally bizarre, completely full of shit, without any sense, scruples, morals, or marbles, self centered, two faced, and downright annoying... but guess what? She's exactly like someone else I know... all too well... I've seen this SAME SHIT before... I call it the If you haven't ever seen a .jpg of the Space Needle, you might not believe it really exists. I got suckered into falling for the big lie for YEARS... it took me quite a while to figure out that SLii and Diic DIDN'T live together at all, or even in the same state, much less the same city, and in truth, they only saw each other once or twice a year, and they had actually only fucked at flea bag hotels less than a dozen times in 5 years, at the very most... and SLii WASN'T soon moving to go live with Diic happily ever after, and Diic WASN'T leaving his family to go be SLii's kids' new father. "Call him Daddy", and them liking the same wine, the same slacks, the same curtains, the same cars, the same music, the same sports teams, the same furniture, and the same friends in an IRC chat channel WASN'T going to amount to a lovey dovey pie in the sky...
no, not even a hunky dorey pile of creamed corn doo doo... "I
feel like I've lived there said by SLii <--- wigged out, with several kids, and stuck in the boondocks forever, thinks she's madly in love with a screwball chatfuck, who is married to someone else, with a house, a mortgage, and 2 kids... 1000's of miles away "wisdom,
knowledge, said by U-SLii <--- wigged out, with several kids, and stuck in the boondocks forever, thinks she's madly in love with a screwball chatfuck, who is married to someone else, with a house, a mortgage, and 2 kids... 1000's of miles away Shiila
nailed it: I think that's all it amounts to... I HOPE that's all it amounts to... but I've been wrong before... Could Kewpie
be an Is popeye-x just
the unwitting
Is there any
pussy Is it possible
this is /me snorts the
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